"A purple plush toy resembling a cartoon monster sits against a light gray background adorned with larger, stylized eyes. The toy has large expressive eyes, a small mouth with prominent teeth, and floppy ears."

Devin Townsend - 'Puddles' Beanbag Toy

We ship using Royal Mail's Duties Paid service, providing comprehensive tracking to the USA and guaranteeing that all customs charges are settled before delivery.

Last order date for Christmas delivery (recommended but not guaranteed) is December 3rd. After this date, orders will be dispatched but may not arrive in time for Christmas.

Ships from the UK

Puddles is a soft beanbag puppet who looks kinda sad because people keep calling him an ass wipe. Perhaps that is because he has an extra soft bottom, perfectly suited to clean your phone or any other screen?

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